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Rachel :
Alright, somebody.
Monica : OK, I'll go. OK, senior year of college... on
a pool table.
All : Whoooaa!
Ross : That's my sister.
Joey : OK... my weirdest place would have to be... the
women's room on the second floor of the New York City
public library.
Monica : Oh my God! What were you doing in a library?
Ross : Pheebs, what about you?
Phoebe : Oh... Milwaukee.
Rachel : Um... Ross?
Ross : Disneyland, 1989, 'It's a Small World After
All.'
All : No way!
Ross : As the ride broke down. So, Carol and I went behind a
couple of those mechanical Dutch children... then they
fixed the ride, and we were asked never to return to the
Magic Kingdom.
Phoebe : Oh, Rachel.
Rachel : Oh come on, I already went.
Monica : You did not go! Tell us.
All : Come on.
Rachel : Oh, alright. The weirdest place would have to
be... oh, the foot of the bed.
Ross : Step back.
Joey : We have a winner!
Rachel : I just never had a relationship with that
kind of passion, you know, where you have to have
somebody right there, in the middle of a theme park.
Ross : Well, it was the only thing to do there that
didn't have a line.
Rachel : There, well, see? Barry wouldn't even kiss me
on a miniature golf course.
Ross : Come on.
Rachel : No, he said we were holding up the
people behind us.
Ross : And you didn't marry him because...?
Rachel : I mean, do you think there are people that go
through life never having that kind of...
Ross : Probably. But you know, I'll tell you
something. Passion is way overrated.
Rachel : Yeah right.
Ross : It is... eventually... kind of...
burns out. But
hopefully, what you're left with is trust, and security,
and... well, in the case of my ex-wife, lesbianism. So,
you know, for all of those people who
miss out on that
passion... thing, there's all that other good stuff.
Rachel : OK.
Ross : But, um... I don't think that's going to be
you.
Rachel : You don't.
Ross : Uh-uh. See, I see... big passion in your
future.
Rachel : Really?
Ross : Mmmm.
Rachel : You do?
Ross : I do.
Rachel : Oh Ross, you're so great.
Joey : It's never gonna happen.
Ross : What?
Joey : You and Rachel.
Ross : What? ... Why not?
Joey : Because you waited too long to make your move,
and now you're in the friend zone.
Ross : No, no, no. I'm not in the zone.
Joey : Ross, you're mayor of the zone.
Ross : Look, I'm taking my time, alright? I'm laying
the groundwork. Yeah. I mean, every day I get just a
little bit closer to...
Joey : Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has
no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out
soon you're going to end
up stuck in the zone forever.
Ross : I will, I will. I'm just... See, I'm waiting
for the right moment. What? What, now?
Joey : Yeeeeaaaahhh! What's
messing you up ?
The wine? The candles? The moonlight? You've just got to
go up to her and you get to say, 'Rachel, I think
that...'
Ross : Shhhh!
Rachel : What are you shushing?
Ross : We're shushing... because... we're trying to
hear something.
Rachel : What!
Ross : Don't you hear that?
Rachel : Ahhhh!
Ross : See?
Rachel : Huh.
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