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Sales clerk : Looking for anything in particular,
sir?
Harry : Yes, em, that necklace there, how much is it?
Sales clerk : It's ￡270.
Harry : Erm, all right, er, I'll have it.
Sales clerk : Lovely! Would you like it... gift-wrapped?
Harry : Yes, all right.
Sales clerk : Lovely! Let me just pop it in the box. There!
Harry : Look, could we be quite quick?
Sales clerk : Certainly, sir！Ready in the
flashest of flashes! There!
Harry : That's great.
Sales clerk : Not quite finished.
Harry : Look I, I don't need a bag; I'll just put it in my pocket.
Sales clerk : Oh, this isn't a bag, sir!
Harry : Really?
Sales clerk : This is so much more than a bag!
Ooh!
Harry : Could we be quite quick, please!
Sales clerk : Prontissimo.
Harry : What's that?
Sales clerk : It's a cinnamon stick, sir!
Harry : Actually, I really can't wait！
Sales clerk : You won't regret it, sir.
Harry : Wanna bet?
Sales clerk : 'Tis, but the work of a moment.
Yeah? Almost finished.
Harry : Almost finished, what else gonna be. Are you gonna dip it in your
yogurt, cover it with chocolate buttons?
Sales clerk : Oh, no sir, we're going to pop it in the Christmas box.
Harry : But I don't want a Christmas box.
Sales clerk : But you said you wanted it gift-wrapped.
Harry : I did, but...
Sales clerk : This is the final flourish.
Harry : Can I just pay?
Sales clerk : All we need now...
Harry : Oh, God!
Sales clerk : Is a sprig of holly?
Harry : No, no, no, no. No bloody holly!
Sales clerk : But, sir...
Harry : Leave it, leave it! Just leave it!
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