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Joey :
...Ninety-five, ninety-six, ninety-seven. See, I told
you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Chandler : You got waaaay
too much free time.
Joey : Hey! Here's the birthday boy! Ross, check it out:
hockey tickets, Rangers-Penguins, tonight at the Garden,
and we're taking you.
Chandler : Happy birthday, pal!
Joey : We love you, man.
Ross : Funny, my birthday was seven months ago.
Joey : So?
Ross : So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and
couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?
Chandler : Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half
empty."
Ross : Oh my God, oh --- is today the twentieth,
October twentieth?
Monica : Oh, I was hoping you wouldn't remember.
Ross : Ohhh.
Joey : What's wrong with the twentieth?
Chandler : Eleven days before Halloween... all the
good costumes are gone?
Ross : Today's the day Carol and I first...
consummated our physical relationship. Sex... You know
what, I-I'd better pass on
the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about
my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey : The hell with
hockey, let's all do that!
Chandler : C'mon, Ross! You, me, Joey, ice, guys'
night out, c'mon, whaddya say, big guy, Huh? Huh? Huh?
Ross : What are you doing?
Chandler : I have no idea.
Joey : C'mon, Ross!
Ross : Alright, alright, maybe it'll
take my mind off it. Do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger?
Chandler : You got it.
Rachel : Look-look-look-look-look, my first paycheck!
Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!
Phoebe : I remember the day I got my first paycheck.
There was a cave in one of the mines, and eight people
were killed.
Monica : Wow, you worked in a mine?
Phoebe : I worked in a Dairy Queen, why?
Rachel : God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I
wiped tables for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was
totally-not worth it. Who's FICA? Why's he getting all
my money? I mean, what- Chandler, look at that.
Chandler : Oh, this is not that bad.
Joey : Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
Ross : You can totally, totally
live on this.
Monica : Yeah, yeah.
Ross : Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
All : Oh! Yeah!
Guys : Hockey! Hockey! Hockey.
Leslie : Rachel?
Rachel : Oh my God!
Monica : I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild
Kingdom.
Rachel : What are you guys doing here?
Kiki : Well, we were in the city shopping, and your
mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
Joanne : Look at you in the apron. You look like
you're in a play.
Rachel : Look at you, you are so big I can't believe
it!
Leslie : I know. I know! I'm a duplex.
Rachel : So what's going on with you?
Joanne : Well, guess who my dad's making partner in
his firm?
Kiki : And while we're on the subject of news...
Phoebe : Look, look, I have elbows! |
