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Rachel :
Tah-daaah!
Chandler : Are we greeting each other this way now?
Because I like that.
Rachel : Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the
floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum,
except that little round one with the bristles, I don't
know what that's for.
Ross : Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
Rachel : Well, whaddya think?
All : Very clean! It looks great! Terrific!
Monica : Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.
All : Uh-oh...
Monica : How-how did that happen?
Rachel : I dunno. I-I thought it looked better there.
And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee
table.
Monica : Yeah, yeah, it's interesting... but y'know
what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the
old spot. Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it
looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a
while.
Phoebe : I can't believe you tried to move the green
ottoman.
Chandler : Thank God you didn't try to fan out the
magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.
Monica : You guys, I am not that bad!
Phoebe : Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I lived
with you? You were like, a little, y'know, Ree! Ree!
Ree! Ree!
Monica : That is so unfair!
Ross : Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only
Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!
Monica : Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised. But
hey, I can be a
kook.
Ross : Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this.
The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.
Monica : Why not?
Ross : Because you're a kook! Instead you wait until
they send you a notice.
Monica : I could do that.
Rachel : Okay, ok, uh, then you let me go grocery
shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the
one with the
easy-pour spout.
Monica : Why would someone do that?! One might wonder.
Chandler : Someone's left a glass on the coffee table.
There's no coaster. It's a cold drink, it's a hot day.
Little beads of condensation are inching their way
closer and closer to the surface of the wood...
Monica : STOP IT!! Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?
Ross : Monica? You're Mom.
Monica : Oh!
Phoebe : Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree! Ree!
Joey : Uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there!
That was my agent. My agent has just gotten me a job...
in the new Al Pacino movie!
All : Oh my God! Whoah!
Monica : Well, what's the part?
Joey : Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the
reason I became an actor! "I'm
out of order ? Pfeeeh. You're out of order! This whole courtroom's out
of order!"
Phoebe : Seriously, what-what's the part?
Joey : Just when I thought I was out, they pull me
back in !
Ross : C'mon, seriously, Joey, what's the part?
Joey : Huh... I'm his...
Rachel : You're, you're 'mah mah mah' what?
Joey : I'm his butt double. Kay? I play Al Pacino's
butt. Alright? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm
his butt.
Monica : Oh my God.
Joey : C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
Chandler : Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's...
y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of
struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business.
Joey : Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care!
This is a
big break
for me!
Ross : You're right, you're right, it is. So you gonna
invite us all to the big opening? |
