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Chandler : So,
Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday
night, Sat-ur-day night!
Joey : No plans, huh?
Chandler : Not a one.
Ross : Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?
Chandler : Oh, right, right, shut up.
Monica : Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with
someone. You just gotta do it.
Chandler : No, I know, but it's just so hard, you
know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no
idea what's happening, and then you finally
get up the courage
to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when
you've handed her the note.
Joey : Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man,
just stop calling.
Phoebe : You know, if you want, I'll do it with you.
Chandler : Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like
we're
ganging up
on her
.
Phoebe : No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll
break up with Tony.
Ross : Tony?
Monica : Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?
Phoebe : Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not
fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his
hunger strike, or, I don't know.
Rachel : Does anybody want anything else?
Ross : Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty,
chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing. Nothing, just,
just, I'm fine.
Phoebe : What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?
Rachel : It's my father. He wants to give me a
Mercedes convertible.
Ross : That guy, he
burns me up.
Rachel : Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back
home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady.
Chandler : Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that.
Monica : Did he give you that whole
"You're-not-up-to-this" thing again?
Rachel : Oh, yeah, yeah. Actually, I got the extended
disco version, with three choruses of "You'll never
make it on
your own".
Phoebe : Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Angela : Hi, Joey.
Joey : My god, Angela.
Monica : Wow, being dumped by you obviously
agrees with her.
Phoebe : Are you gonna go over there?
Joey : No, yeah, no, ok, but not yet. I don't wanna
seem too eager. One
Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.
That seems pretty cool. Hey, Angela.
Angela : Joey.
Joey : You look good.
Angela : That's because I'm wearing a dress that
accents my boobs.
Joey : You don't say.
Ross : So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you
doing tonight?
Rachel : Oh, big glamour night. Me and Monica at
Laundorama.
Ross : Oh, you uh, you wanna hear a freaky
coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?
Rachel : Who?
Ross : Me. Was that not clear? Hey, why don't, um, why
don't I just join you both, there?
Rachel : Don't you have a laundry room in your
building?
Ross : Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building,
um, but there's a... rat problem. Apparently they're
attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in
fine, but they're comin' out all... fluffy. Anyway, say,
sevenish?
Rachel : Sure. |
