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Chandler : Ooh,
Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my
hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
Ross : Okay. I think it's time to change somebody's
nicotine patch.
Monica : Hey. Where's Joey?
Chandler : Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed
him. Do you think that was wrong?
Rachel : I think he's across the hall.
Monica : Thanks.
Ross : There y'go.
Chandler : Ooh, I'm alive with pleasure now.
Ross : Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that
Pop-Tart? Pheebs?
Phoebe : Does anyone want the rest of this Pop-Tart?
Ross : Hey, I might!
Phoebe : Sorry. Y'know, those stupid soda people gave
me seven thousand dollars for the thumb.
All : You're kidding. Oh my God.
Phoebe : And on my way over here, I stepped in gum.
What is up with the
universe?!
Joey : What's going on?
Monica : Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're
all here together.
Joey : Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their
underwear...
Rachel : Uh, Joey...
Joey : Oh, God!
Monica : Okay...
All : Oh! That was Lambchop!
Monica : Please, guys, we have to talk.
Phoebe : Wait, wait, I'm getting a
deja vu...no,
I'm not.
Monica : Alright, we have to talk.
Phoebe : There it is!
Monica : Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something
you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to
say this... uh... I've decided to
break up
with
Alan.
Ross : Is there somebody else?
Monica : No, nononono... it's just... y'know, things
change. People change.
Rachel : We didn't change...
Joey : So that's it? It's over? Just like that?
Phoebe : You know... you
let your guard down,
you start to really care about someone, and I just ---
I---
Monica : Look, I --- I can go on pretending-
Joey : Okay!
Monica : No, but that wouldn't be fair to me, it
wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you!
Ross : Who---who wants fair? Y'know, I just want
things back. Y'know, the way they were.
Monica : I'm sorry.
Chandler : Oh, she's sorry! I feel better!
Rachel : I just can't believe this! I mean, with the
holidays coming up,
I wanted him to meet my family.
Monica : I'll meet somone else. There'll be other
Alans.
All : Oh, yeah! Right!
Monica : Are you guys gonna be okay?
Ross : Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a
little time.
Monica : I understand.
Alan : Wow.
Monica : I'm really sorry.
Alan : Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I
am a little relieved.
Monica : Relieved?
Alan : Yeah, well, I had a great time with you. I just
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