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Mrs. Geller :
Oh, Martha Ludwin's daughter is gonna call you. Mmm!
What's that curry taste?
Monica : Curry.
Mrs. Geller : Mmmm!
Ross : I- I think they're great! I, I really do.
Mr. Geller : Do you remember the Ludwins? The big one
have a thing for you,
didn't she?
Mrs. Geller : They all had a thing for him.
Ross : Aw, Mom...
Monica : I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?
Mrs. Geller : Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to
be something in cooking, or food, or... I don't know.
Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant.
Monica : No Mom, I don't have a restaurant, I work in
a restaurant.
Mrs. Geller : Well, they don't have to know that.
Monica : Ross, could you come and help me with the
spaghetti, please?
Ross : Yeah.
Mrs. Geller : Oh, we're having spaghetti! That's...
easy.
Monica : I know this is going to sound unbelievably
selfish on my part, but, were you planning on
bringing up the
whole baby, lesbian thing? Because I think it might
take some of the heat off me.
Mrs. Geller : What that Rachel did to her life... We
ran into her parents at the club, they were not playing
very well.
Mr. Geller : I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on
that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of
money!
Mrs. Geller : Well, at least she had the chance to
leave a man at the altar...
Monica : What's that supposed to mean?
Mrs. Geller : Nothing!
It's an expression.
Monica : No it's not.
Mr. Geller : Don't listen to your mother. You're
independent, and you always have been! Even when you
were a kid... and you were chubby, and you had no
friends, you were just fine! And you would read alone in
your room, and your puzzles...
Mr. Geller : Look, there are people like Ross who need
to
shoot for
the stars,
with his museum, and his papers getting published. Other
people are satisfied with staying where they are - I'm
telling you, these are the people who never get cancer.
Mr. Geller : ...And I read about these women trying to
have it all, and I thank God "Our Little Harmonica"
doesn't seem to have that problem.
Monica : So, Ross, what's going on with you? Any
stories? No news, no little anecdotes to share with the
folks?
Ross : Okay! Okay. Look, I, uh... I realize you guys
have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol
and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a
lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's
pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to
raise the baby.
Mrs. Geller : And you knew about this?! |
