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[Scene:
Joey is watching Wheel of Fortune, the puzzle is showing _oun_
Rush_ore.]
Chandler : Hey!
Joey : Wheel!
Chandler : Of!
Joey : Fortune! This guy is so stupid. It's Count Rushmore!!
Chandler : You know, you should really go on this show. All
right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight.
Whaddaya say?
Joey : I say, "I'm there!" Cool! Aw, is Ross going too?
Chandler : No, Janice.
Joey : Jan-ice. 'Cause I, just, I feel bad for Ross, you know,
we…we always go together, we're like the three hocke-teers.
Chandler : You know, I may be
way
out on a limb
here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
Joey : No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this? Oh, hi, you know
that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair?
Chandler : Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww,
oh!
Joey : Look, I don't hate Janice, she's... she's just a lot to
take, you know.
Chandler : Well, there you go.
Joey : Oh, hey. Come on
man, don't look at me like that, she used to
drive you nuts before too,
remember?
Chandler : Well, I'm
crazy about her now. I think this could
be the real thing. Capital "R"! Capital "T"! Don't worry. Those
are the right letters.
Joey : Look, what do you want me to say?
Chandler : I want you to say that you like her!
Joey : I can't. It's like this chemical thing, you know. Every
time she starts laughing, I just wanna pull my arm off just so
that I can have something to throw at her.
Chandler : Thanks for trying. Oh, and by the way there is no
Count Rushmore!
Joey : Yeah, then... then who's the guy that painted the faces
on the mountain?
(Chandler gives him a look like "You stupid idiot!") |
