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Janice:
Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood.
Were you here waiting for me?
Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just
uh, you know I'm just picking up
some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)
Janice:
Barley ?
What kind of party serves barley?
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry if my friends aren't as
sophisticated as yours.
Janice: Where is this party?
Chandler: Here in Chelsea.
Janice: Who's party is it?
Chandler: A woman's
Janice: What woman?!
Chandler: (shyly) Chelsea.
Janice: Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here.
Either you're
seeing somebody
behind my back, which would make you the biggest
jerk on the planet. Or,
else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just
makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in
the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to
be? (Another guy walks by.)
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are there]
Phoebe: Okay, so we got some more good rejections, lots of
stuff to work on.
Joey: Okay, shoot.
Phoebe: Okay, um, oh, the zoo commercial.
Joey: I didn't get it?
Phoebe: No. They said you "Weren't believable as a human
being." So, you can work on that.
Joey: Okay, what else?
Phoebe: Um, the off-Broadway play people said "You were
pretty but
dumb."
Joey: Oh.
Phoebe: Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's "pretty dumb."
Joey: Look, it's okay, no, no, no, really, look um, I really
appreciate this Pheebs, but I think I'm gonna have to go back to
Estelle.
Phoebe: Oh. |
