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[Scene: Central
Perk, Chandler, has split up his newspaper so Joey can look at the funnies,
while Ross's inappropriate joke at Lamaze class has come back to haunt him.]
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing
football with my kid.
Chandler and Joey: That's nice.
Ross: No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a
football.) I'm on this field, and they, they hike
me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the
Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.
Joey: Tampa Bay's got a terrible team.
Ross: Right, but, it is just me and the baby, so I'm thinkin'
they can take us. And so I uh, hah-hah, I just heave
it down field.
Chandler: What are you crazy? That's a baby!
Joey: He should take the sack?
Ross: Anyway, suddenly I'm down field, and I realise that
I'm the one who's supposed to catch him, right? Only I know there is no way
I'm gonna get there in time, so I am running, and running, and that, that is
when I woke up. See I, I am so not ready to be a father.
Chandler: Hey, you're gonna be fine. You're one of the most
caring, most responsible men in North America. You're gonna make a great dad.
Joey: Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need better
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