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Man: Honey.
Woman: Honey. Honey, we have a son.
Man: A son. Hey Mike, it's a son.
Mike: Yeah right! Way to go!
Man: He's so...so young
Woman: Yeah! Isn't he beautiful?
Jason: Congratulations Pop.
Man: Yeah.
Jason: Thank you thank you thank you.
Mike: Alright Dad! I gotta hand it to you Dad. You really know what you're
doing.
Jason: Well, I think we have to give some of the credit to the
mother...
Mike: You know you are really something.
Jason: Thank you.
Mike: Dad, this college thing. Erm, you know, if you think this is really
important, then maybe I should at least give it a shot.
Jason: What's the catch Mike?
Mike: No no Dad, there's no catch. I've just been thinking. I mean, who
knows more? You or me?
Man: Hey Doc., from now on we're gonna have all our kids delivered by a
psychiatrist.
Woman: He's a psychiatrist?
TV: And in tonight's normal roundup, drama! This afternoon, what began as a routine
commuter flight to Boston...
Carol: Boston! Ben, Ben, turn it back!
Maggie: Boston!?
TV: Ben and Susan Columbo left New York as a couple that landed in Boston as
a family. That's right, you guessed it. Mrs. Columbo gave birth to a seven
pound, twelve ounce, bouncing baby boy.
Maggie: Look! It's your dad!
Carol: Oh and Mike.
TV: The newest Columbo was delivered by Doctor Jason Seaver, who is of all
things, a psychiatrist. We asked him what it was like to deliver a baby at
thirty thousand feet. "Well Storks have been doing it for years. Ha ha". "Hi
Mom!"
Carol, Ben and Maggie: Hi Mike!!
TV: (Jason speaking) Hey if you think this is news, wait 'till I get home.
Maggie: It worked. Mike's going to college!!
Carol: Oh great, it's to be on TV too.
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A tricky or previously unsuspected condition or
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An airplane or airline that carries passengers
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