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Grandma: If you put your faith in
any man, you'll live to regret it. All men go wacko eventually. You hear me?
Carol: Oh yeah.
Maggie: Carol, go back to your slumber party.
Carol: Grandma won't let us.
Jason: It's OK.
Maggie: Mum, go ahead and make yourself a pot of tea and Jason and I will
make up a bed for you in Carol's room.
Grandma: Oh don't go to any trouble. I can sleep in the garage.
Maggie: You will not. Come on Jason, I want to talk to you.
Jason: I was afraid of that.
Ben: Grandma. Hi!
Grandma: Bennie!
Ben: We have such a good time with you. Putting puzzles together, singing songs around the piano.
Mike: Piano! Did I hear someone mention the piano?
Grandma: Well Bennie was just saying..
Mike: Say grandma, you don't happen to know any new tunes, do you?
Grandma: Well as a matter of fact, I just bought the new Dire Straights song book.
Ben and Mike: Ohhh!
Mike: Hey, did Bennie mention that we just got our piano tuned?
Maggie: Jason, you've got to talk some sense into him.
Jason: Honey, this is their business let them work it out.
Maggie: Well they’re not going to work anything out. Mum will probably never
speak to Dad again.
Jason: How do you know that?
Maggie: Because if you ever did anything as stupid as expecting me to live
in a little tin thing like
some hobo or something, I’d certainly never speak to you again.
Jason: It’s good to find out now.
(Grandma playing piano and singing)
Grandma: Now look at them yo yo's. That's the way you do it. You play the
guitar on the MTV. Dad ain't working, that’s the way you do it, money for
nothing and your chicks for free.
Mike: Everybody let’s boogie.
Jason: Hey Mike, how many times..
Mike: Hey Dad. We're just protecting the women folk here. You know
especially since that giant prowler's been in the neighborhood, stealing the
night gowns of teenage women.
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| wacko |
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a person whose behaviour is strange and
different from that of most people |
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| slumber
party |
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An overnight party in which guests, usually
girls, wear nightclothes, socialize, and spend the night at a friend's home. |
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| hobo |
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One who wanders from place to place without a
permanent home or a means of livelihood |
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| boogie |
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to dance to rock music |
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