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[Scene: ATM vestibule.]
Chandler: Alright, alright, alright. It's been fourteen and a
half minutes and you still have not said one word. Oh God, do something. Just
make contact, smile!
(Chandler smiles at her, she smiles back sweetly.)
Chandler: There you go!
(He continues to smile like an idiot, and she looks frightened.)
Chandler: You're definitely scaring here.
Jill: (awkwardly) Would you like to call somebody? (offering
phone)
Chandler: Yeah, about three hundred guys
I went to high school
with. Yeah, thanks.
(takes phone)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The phone rings; it's Chandler.]
Monica: Hello?
Chandler: Hey, it's me.
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
Chandler: Yeah, I'm fine. (trying to cover up what he is
saying)
@#￥*@#￥*@#￥*.
Monica: What?
Chandler: @#￥*@#￥*@#￥*.
Monica: I have no idea what you just said.
Chandler: (angry) Put Joey on the phone!
Joey: What's up man?
Chandler: @#￥*@#￥*@#￥*.
Joey: (to everyone) Oh my God! He's
trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler,
listen. (says something intentionally garbled)
@#￥*@#￥*@#￥*.
Chandler: Yeah,
Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind
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