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Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay
check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!
Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check.
There was a cave-in in one of the mines, and eight
people were killed.
Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
Phoebe: I worked in a Dairy Queen, why?
Rachel: God, isn't this exciting? I earned this. I wiped tables
for it, I steamed milk for it, and it was totally—(opens envelope)—not worth it.
Who's FICA? Why's he getting all my money? I mean,
what- Chandler, look at that.
Chandler: (looking) Oh, this is not that bad.
Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
Ross: You can totally, totally live on this.
Monica: Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
All: Oh! Yeah!
(They all get their wallets out and give generous tips.)
Guys: Hockey! (They go to leave but are blocked by three of
Rachel's friends, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne. The guys pause to stare at them.)
Hockey! Hockey. (The guys.)
Leslie: (looking around) Rachel?
Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream
and hug each other.)
Monica: (to Phoebe)I swear
I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom.
Rachel:What are you guys doing here?
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you
work here, aaand it's true!
Joanne: Look at you in the apron. You look like you're in a
play.
Rachel: (to a pregnant Leslie) Look at you, you are so big I
can't believe it!
Leslie: I know. I know! I'm a duplex.
Rachel: (to Joanne) So what's going on with you?
Joanne: Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm?
(She points to herself and they all scream again.)
Kiki:And while we're on
the subject of news.... (She
holds up here finger to show off her engagement ring and they all scream again.)
Phoebe: (to Monica) Look, look, I have elbows! (They scream.)
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