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Ross: (mortified)
Hi.
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross: I
just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small
intestine,
pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out
today.
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: Thanks.
Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front
of Ross.)
Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my
aura alone, okay?
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be
very happy.
Monica: No you don't.
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep
fixating on that?
She didn't know, how should I know?
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare
at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Joey: Alright Ross, look.
You're feeling a lot of
pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting.
Can
I tell you what the answer is?
(Ross gestures his consent.)
Joey: Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!
Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just
wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his
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| intestine |
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the part of the alimentary canal between the stomach and the
anus |
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| fixate |
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To focus one's eyes or attention on. |
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